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Why Doesn’t Tony Blair Send His Sons to Iraq Asks Soldier?

An Iraq veteran asked a very important question to Tony Blair today after the ex PM revealed he wants Britain to send troops to Iraq again. “Why don’t you send your sons and daughter to Iraq?” former...

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Iraq Jihad Wonderland Theme Park Opens This Week

The theme park concept was created by American company, Pentagon Entertainment Inc. and will feature many attractions for visitors. “When you fly into Baghdad, the fun starts right there. Your plane...

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John Kerry Joins Isis on Iraq Trip

What was meant to be a diplomatic trip to visit embattled Iraqi president Nouri al-Maliki has turned out to be a disaster for the State Department as US peace envoy John Kerry today joined ISIS after...

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Shia Labeouf Joins Shia Militia in Iraq

“I needed something to do, you know like something real,” the former Hollywood ‘actor’ said from Baghdad International airport. Shia is not sure which Shia brigade to join but he has devised a cunning...

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Revealed: Tony Blair Says He is Real Caliph of Iraq

Former PM, Tony Blair revealed the sensational news today in an impromptu broadcast from Tikrit. “I am the real Caliph of Iraq, these are my spoils of war, not this Baghdadi ponce,” Chief Al-bin Blair...

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Experts: Why Islamic Militants Can Never Win Totally

It’s called an air force, if you don’t have one you’re at the mercy of anyone who has one, and this is the main reason why Islamic militants can never win over nations that have an air force, or drone...

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Tony Blair: “No Matter How Many Times I Wash My Hands..”

  “No matter how many times I wash my hands daily I cannot seem to clean my hands. I have used pretty much every brand of soap from here to Kathmandu and still nothing works. Does anyone know of a soap...

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Experts: Why ISIS Beheadings Criminalise All British Muslims

  “The gruesome beheading of an American journalist by ISIS in Iraq by a British Muslim has further put the spotlight on all Muslims living in the UK. This act has solidified the urgency within Britain...

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ISIS Display Their Newest Acquisition

“We’re doubling our output after we bought one of these babies,” some black clad geezer with a Sarf London accent said in a new twitter video. According to ISIS tweets, one of the boys was a bit miffed...

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Piers Morgan Off to Syria to Talk Down Brit Jihadis

“Forget the celebrity bucket challenge, I’m off to Syria to do something way more worthwhile. I will talk down any Jihadis from Britain or America into renouncing their ill fated Jihad fight. If...

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Military Experts: Why the West Must Not Send Troops to Iraq Unless..

Speaking at West Point military academy, General D. Franks, a celebrated four star general revealed the pitfalls of sending troops back into Iraq and Syria. “We’ve just seen another act of savagery...

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House Approves Bill To Arm ISIS

The House on Wednesday approved President Obama’s plan to train and equip weak moderate Syrian rebels who will be immediately attacked by the highly efficient fighting forces of the Islamic State and...

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Military Experts: Why Bombing a Belief System is Futile

There is no doubt that threats to Western global hegemony like ISIS are a danger to the new world order, however, simplistic methods of eradication like indiscriminate bombing are impotent methods that...

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Only One Mile Away: ISIS Baghdad Cafe Opening Soon

You’ve got to hand it to Obama, without his dithering, constant golf, skipping intelligence briefings and multiple vacations, the Islamic State forces, would not be only one mile away from Baghdad....

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BREAKING NEWS: CIA Uses Torture

In an incredible admission today by the U.S. Congress it was revealed that the CIA uses torture methods to get people to blab about pretty much anything. “I can announce today about news that everyone...

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The Next World War Will Be Science vs Religion

Your unmoveable religious belief programming from birth may be strong but is it stronger than a robot coming towards you with a weapon? The robot has no conscience, no soul and has been programmed to...

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Obama: “Now Watch This Drive”

President Obama flew down to Florida for the week to play some much needed golf. “It’s cold up in DC, I need to enjoy myself. Jumped on the plane with my detail, left the Big Foot back in the cave....

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Tony Blair: “I Have Accomplished More Than I wished For as Middle East Peace...

  “Being the Peace Envoy to the Middle East has been thoroughly enjoyable, my actions to destabilise the region have gone so well that I have heard I should be up for a Nobel Peace prize next year....

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Fall of Saigon: “Silence of the West as ISIS Advances on Baghdad”

  And so we come to Baghdad, 2015, with columns of ISIS warriors converging on the capital city of Iraq, once a stronghold for the U.S. conquering army, now policed by a Vichy army of fleeing cowards...

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Iraq/Syria: No News From the Front

There is no news coming from the war torn areas of Syria and Iraq, because there are no reporters on the ground, news organisations revealed on Tuesday. “We have no news that is factual so we simply...

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